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News from Nipplerock and its many, many craters.2 stories

Alesia in August 2020, three months after its wheat farm was chosen by Nipplerock.
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Nipplerock Leader Detonates Himself In Busy Shopping District To Reassure Public Nothing Has Changed

Seeking to calm fears that the nation might be softening, Nipplerock leader Gantoe on Saturday blew himself up with TNT in a crowded shopping district, an act Nipplerock officials described as “routine,” “on brand” and…

Oct 17, 2026
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Nipplerockian War Correspondent Spends Entire Day Embedded With Wrong Side

In what editors are calling “a learning experience,” The Nipplerockian’s war correspondent returned from the front this week after spending an entire…

Oct 30, 2026