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Devoted Forever launches; Nipplerock confirms it is "devoted forever" to TNTChiraq and coalition each claim victory around Westhelm Nara ends ceasefire: "the time to ball has arrived"Benelux enters war; declaration ends with Discord link Chiraq offers enemies an "off-ramp"; no one takes it Wiki pearl scoreboard edited 41 times since breakfast Analysts still unable to define "balling"Front line now 10 minutes from Pavia Central; tour bookings triple Both sides confident of victory; mathematicians concerned Our war correspondent has been with the wrong side all dayCivNodes adds Golems; first bot asks where the TNT is keptZirakdum status changes twice during this headline Elysian Pact summit ends in unanimous voteQueue position 41, down from 39Estalia sends follow-up asking if everyone read the statement Gantoe seen near a market; shoppers "not surprised"Zorweth oxygen still low, claims still huge

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Estalia, photographed from a respectful distance.

Estalia Reaffirms Isolationism In 4,000-Word Statement Delivered Personally To Every Nation On Server

“We want nothing to do with anyone,” says the statement, in eleven languages.

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Doom City Committee Votes Unanimously To Stay Neutral On Whether To Hold A Vote

Delegates to Doom City’s international committee voted unanimously on Wednesday to remain neutral on the question of whether the committee should…

The official map of Zirakdum, accurate at the time it was posted.

Zirakdum Secedes, Becomes Protectorate, Stops Being Protectorate, All Before Siege Finishes Loading

In a period of political change that observers called “extremely quick,” Zirakdum left the Lyrean Commonwealth, became a protectorate of Yoahtl and…

Icenia City, home of the server’s most expensive wanted posters.

Icenia Raises Bounty To 94 Diamond Blocks; Economists Warn Single Pearl Now Worth More Than Most Nations

Economists sounded the alarm Monday after the Third Republic of Icenia raised its bounty to 94 blocks of diamonds per target, meaning a single pearl…