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Mount Augusta’s Riverside Olympic Village. Residents report that it, too, still contains them.
Local

Mount Augusta Relocates Again After Residents Discover New City Also Has Them In It

Citing a need for “a genuinely fresh start,” the decade-old city-state of Mount Augusta announced Monday that it would move once more, after residents reported that the new city, much like the old one, still contained…

Oct 27, 2026
The surface of Zorweth, shown before launch. Oxygen not pictured.
Science

Zorweth Colonists Report Oxygen Low, Morale High, Claim Size Completely Unaffected

Settlers on Zorweth, the hostile alien shard released in June, filed their monthly report Friday, noting that oxygen supplies remained critically low…

Oct 24, 2026
The Terminus vault in Pavia. Your money is in there somewhere, probably.
Business

Monument Bank Assures Shareholders Their Money Is In A Chest Somewhere Very Safe

Responding to questions about where investor funds are physically kept, the Pavia-based Monument Group on Thursday reassured shareholders that their…

Oct 23, 2026
PlaceholderPlayer proudly standing next to one straight railimages/arx.jpg
Local

Arx Meritocracy Promotes Man To Minister Of Excellence After He Places Rail Correctly On First Try

True to its founding principle that leadership is earned rather than granted, the Technocratic State of Arx on Tuesday promoted citizen GravelGuy_ to…

Oct 21, 2026
Mercutio as of July 2024. The water slide is not marked, for its own protection.
Local

Mercutio Water Slide Still Open Seven Months After Nation Closed

Seven months after the Council State of Mercutio ended as an independent nation and became a political region of Icarus, its famous water slide…

Oct 20, 2026
The aftermath of the obsidian bombing at 0,0 in August 2022.
History

Historians Mark Four Years Since 0,0 Was Obsidian-Bombed With Moment Of Quiet Mining

Scholars from across CivMC gathered at the centre of the world Saturday to mark four years since 1 August 2022, when Rhode Island obsidian-bombed 0,0…

Oct 18, 2026
An induction class of newfriends in Salerno. Several have since joined at least four alliances.
Local

Area Newfriend Unsure Which Of Six Alliances He Joined By Clicking Discord Invites

Local newfriend xX_Newfriend_Xx, 14 hours into his first week on the server, admitted Wednesday that he was “not totally sure” which of six alliances…

Oct 14, 2026
The emblem of the Temporal Empire.
Faith

Former Temporal Empire Citizens Confident Disbandment Is Just Next Step In Cycle Of Rebirth

Weeks after the Temporal Empire disbanded and a coalition led by the Meridiem Entente disabled its vault, former citizens said they remained…

Oct 13, 2026