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Councils, elections, secessions and summits held alone.3 stories

A senate hall of the kind used for international summits. Volterra’s was emptier.
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Elysian Pact, Now Consisting Only Of Volterra, Holds Tense Emergency Summit With Itself

Officials from every member state of the Elysian Pact met Sunday for an emergency summit that sources described as “tense but intimate,” given that every member state is Volterra.

Oct 26, 2026
Delegates at the Imperial Federation’s First National Summit in Freeport.
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Imperial Federation Holds 40-Day Election To Decide Which State Gets To Secede Next

Voters across the Imperial Federation went to the polls this week in the nation’s regular 40-day election, choosing from a ballot that this cycle…

Oct 25, 2026
Map of Exegol, September 2025.
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Exegol Installs Revolving Door In Council Chamber To Save Time

Following six council departures in four months, the Grand Republic of Exegol announced Thursday that it had installed a revolving door in the round…

Oct 16, 2026