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Travel

Day trips, destinations and where to sit when the obsidian starts falling.1 story

Front Line Now Ten Minutes From Pavia Central By Rail, Making It Server’s Most Popular Day Trip

“Bring a picnic, and an obsidian umbrella,” advises one tour guide.