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The Yoahtl Olympic Village shortly before an earlier games. No pearling events were scheduled.
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Next CivMC Olympics Organisers Still Unsure Whether Pearling Counts As A Sport

Planning for the next CivMC Olympic Games stalled again this week, as organisers failed for the third straight meeting to agree on whether pearling should be included as an official event.

Oct 26, 2026
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Gantoe’s CivTCG Card Reprinted After Entire First Print Run Explodes

Collectors across CivMC were left scrambling this week after the entire first print run of the Gantoe card from CivTCG, the server’s long-running…

Oct 28, 2026
The shard map of the original Devoted. Nobody has mapped forever yet.
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Critics Praise New Server Devoted Forever As “Devoted,” “Forever”

Reviews are in for Devoted Forever, the new server in the Devoted franchise that launched on 24 October, and critics are united in describing it as…

Oct 25, 2026
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Local Mapart Artist Furious After Copy Protection Prevents Him From Copying His Own Work

A Pavian mapart artist said this week that he was “devastated and also confused” after discovering that CivMC’s mapart copy protection, introduced in…

Oct 22, 2026